Haha joe going missing, stealing flags, and a few fags.

College was boring today, so i don't want to go into detail, but i made ravioli, havent told dad i quit asda yet, but everyone at asda knows Haha. 

Me and my best mate joe just went outside at 11 for a fag, by jumping out of my window cause my dad was asleep Haha but as i came in joe whistled at some chick and i turned around and he had dissapeared lol, i rang him and it turned out he had gone to hers, 10 mins later he came back to explain what he got up to Haha, check it here and then we went out agian, smoked about 5 fags, and decided to go for a walk, we ended up at a golf course, and i went into the woods and joe wouldnt cause it was fucking dark Haha.  I went deep in and touched a flag, and also found a dead bird, which was kinda mangled twistedly. Then i rang him by accident and the phone was in my pocket, so i assume all he heard was rustling and assumed it was me in trouble or something, lol, so i came back and and joe thought i ad hurt myself, lolz. then we went to one of the holes (18) And i stole a flag, lol, i kept the flag, but hid the pole in a bush because im weird Xp. then we came back and the flag now hangs on my wall Xp and we are jut chilling...

Beach trivialities

So had my I.t exam at college and it was the equivalent to a c at GSCE and it was a pissa piss basically.

Thursday after kitchen practical the group went down the beach and i was stupid enough to go in the water and get soaked in my jeans and shirt, then i had to go to college for a lesson drenched in shit but no one cared Until i got to work and changed into my uniform.

Basically friday was boring stuff, work was too. then sat worked all day was a piss of piss and that was that highlight, then sunday went to work at 10, and left at 12 instead of four, basically i walked out cause i hate it there, no I'm jobless for a month till i start work placement which is paid luckily.

Went to college today and got told we no longer have college till 9 p.m. on mondays we now fin at 4 p.m., score! Also got told as of next week that there's no tuesdays or wednesday lessons so two extra days off woo! went to the beach today and was silly enough to go in the water in my shoes Haha, and totaled them, and also managed to watch my friend be a mug and cut himself after jumping off a pier, What a boob. Then went and brought some fags and came home, now preparing to tell my dad tomorrow i quit asda, should be a riot i guess.

Christ, this could be a long post! drunkness, bakedness, and nakedness.

So basically.... Im going to explain my friday night through to monday night, i could be here a while.....

So basically friday after college (i was in the escoffier agian and fooking loving it) i went to a mates in canford heath and there was 4 of us playing xbox 360 and then 4 other people came over and we played a 4 vs 4 halo 3 match, for about 2 hours, there was beers, snacks, and plenty of spirits, but come about 12 o clock everyone went home, but not before two other people came round about 11 and we just all chilled and smoked it up.

But at half 12 everyone went and it was just me ian and sid, and we went into sid's hot tub, and closed the curtains and smoked about 4 spliffs and got absoloutley wasted, and me and ian went indoors got dried and we heard a loud crash, we went into the kitchen and sid was collapsed on the floor, white eyes, wasted look and i helped him up and he said he couldnt remember how he got there, all he remembers is fallin g over and nearly passing out, he was covered in mud and had a large gash on his left leg!

It was all a mystery, and we just all went to sleep, come saturday morning we all chilled, sid didnt go to work, and we all just spent the day being hungover, then we went to ians and chilled for a bit whilst he grabbed some stuff, and then we went back to sids. (On the way to ians ~ my dad gave us a lift sid spilt a whole bottle of fosters all over my seats Haha)

Got back and chilled, spent the afternoon in the hot tub smoking spliffs agian, and discovered that when we got out sid collapsed...agian. he firstly went shakey and i had to dive to rescue him, and me and ian had to help him in.

He then went to sleep and me and ian played some games watched black books, and then when sid got up, we played some games and then attempted the hot tub for a third time haha, but this time without the weed, and we had the curtains open to get some air in.

then we all went to sleep and come sunday morning, sid didnt go to work agian, and neither did i, i didnt even call in, but i told my dad i went in, woops, hope he doesnt read this! (yeah right)

And we spent the day chilling, ian went back to his for a bit and me and sid chilled, and then when ian got back sid went to go get emma a friend of ours, but we call her boo. It was all good we started with drinking games, and then she got wasted, and was sick for a long time. 

Then she suggested we jump in the hot tub naked, i happilly obliged. and we all got in and played truth or dare, and a lot of secrets were revealed and a lot of sexual acts were carried out, but i think il avoid detail for those people read it. (ask me in person for graphic detail!) Haha.

Then we all got out and ian went to bed, and me and sid and boo played drinking games, and more sexual acts were carried out, of course all of them were suggested by a very drunk boo.

And then sid and emma decided to jump in the hot tub and i refused, emma and sid were wasted so in my clothes, i sat on a stool and over looked them, as they just messed about and were doing crazy shit. Then emma convinced me to jump in but as sid was well "checking her maintenance" she tried to get on me too, and i refused to take advantage even after her words "im drunk i wont remember this!" so i got out got changed and annoyingly went inside and drank a lot of whiskey to calm myself, then eventually they got out, sid went to bed, and boo was sick, but then we curled up and went to sleep together, then i woke up monday morning (sid didnt go to work agian) and i cleaned up and got a lift home at 8 am. I got home and crashed to sleep till about half 3, then elliot came over (college mate) and we went to play golf, i mean we sucked i got 26 over par, but thats the best ive done, hopefully i'll keep pratcising and get better. 

Then i came home and a friend from college (joe) came over and weve been chilling since, i feel wasted, and mildy baked, and i thrashed joe at monoploy agian! 

Now ive just wrote this massively long post and im ready to chill, and then probaly go to bed,

Yours sincerely,]

The man who had an crazy weekend and needs to be relieved sexually (dont ask)

Jamie.

Shit, it comes and goes

Just got home from college its friday and i should be at work but i cant be fucked, so i phoned in sick, cant be assed really, but im going to work wednesday and sat next week to fill in the tow days i just had off "ill" (thursday too) Yesterday was fun made a hazlenut and pineapple slice, was amazingly sexy, with some cream made with praline (google it) which smells and tastes fantastic!

Finished all my maths coursework thursday too, so no more maths, thats cheered me up! 

Today was ok i was waitering in the big restaurant the escoffier,which is awesome! i love this waitering business, looking into it. I was behind the bar today poring wines and cocktails, i love bartending, looking into bartending jobs for when im eighteen after work experience.

i really just cant be bothered with work anymore, after i leave for work experience i wont be going back to asda, trust me. Its just so boring stacking shelfs and collecting cardboard boxes.

 If i had to choose in the future between the chefing part of this course or the waitering part, i reckon im going down the waitering path, purely cause i love providing customers with there needs, haha i sound like a bitch Xp

Plan to spend the weekend chilling back at work sunday 10 - 4 yeah i cant wait, not.

Mondays of college cause its a bank holiday which i plan to spend doing jack shit really.

On a more fun note, spent the whole of yesterday afternoon with two of my bestest mates, sid and ian, Spent the evening with a friend of ours called emma, but we call her boo, And i pushed ian about 3 miles in a trolley Hah! 

After about 11 ians parents went to bed and we made 3 spliffs one with a normal king rizla, and two falvoured ones (blueberry and bannana) was awesome, i forget most of it, but i was sick at one stage which was rough really, remember looking at myself and thinking shit, im so pale, Haha! 

But its not the first time and id do it agian i love it! Haha, its been fun

Speak soon x